Liam

Listen to It’s Too Fuckin’ Hot by Liam Wain #np on #SoundCloud #england #heat #toofuckinhot #englishheat on.soundcloud.com/PT9cmIX4CKT1uP…

@trainerize Have had to re-arrange 7 different clients this morning. Have all their programming on the app and pay a shit load of money per month. There is only so much WINGING IT I can do today.

[ABC Trainerize Status] Investigating: Due to an unexpected impact from Crowd Strike, a third party provider we use, both our web and apps are currently experiencing server errors. We are working diligently to back out the changes and… stspg.io/h2h5vxr2xbvj?u…

#askuniversal Hi, I’ve only just realised that I have accidentally booked our express pass tickets for June instead of July, and the date has passed now and they’re expired, but I need them for this month! I havn’t used them obviously so would be great to get the dates changed.

@HMRCcustomers I actually can’t remember the last date it changed, but does ‘bank repayment pending’ and ‘repayment pending’ mean two different things? Thanks for the help

@liamwain1 @liamwain1 Hi, When did the status change to 'Bank repayment pending'? Tom

@HMRCcustomers I filed for a Tax Refund 2 Months ago, and now it’s saying ‘Bank Repayment Pending’, does this mean the money is on its way or can it take longer as it’s taken a long time.

BREAKING: I admit I got something wrong.

Ya see how simple men are? This shit entertaining as fuck

The brilliant Tracey Ullman

too easy

At this point in time, my minimum pay is jail time. Could not STAND being in a job like this.

The devouring mother: narcissists of compassion. What do you say about the spirit of a mother who will sacrifice her own child for a public display of moral virtue? Wickedness almost unparalleled in its depth.

Men are happiest when they make loads of money, lift weights, and eat good food.

A lot of real problems can be solved by working longer hours: 1) You make more money when u work more. 2) You have less time to spend the money you make. 3) You have less time to think about the problems that never mattered to begin with.

Yep, that’s me taking cold showers in the morning I’m now sold

@taylerwain No Gen Z specifically, just the anti-work cukture plaguing younger people. People my age are like it as well

@liamwain1 Go through your twitter 😂😂😂u hate gen z with a passion

Oh, it’s all coming full circle. Might have to actually do some real work now, sad times… Hopefully when you’re working in Starbucks you can ask a staff member to give you a massage?

THIS IS WHY GOOGLE IS FIRING 10,000 + EMPLOYEES $GOOGL $GOOG

‘A day in the life and of a big tech company… (insert pointless job here)