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bravo. nice work, detective. you discovered the reason why it is running low.

go on, enlighten me. how so ?

ugh, fine .ᐟ i'll get you one, but just this once since my allowance is running low.

and here i thought it was a pretty solid routine. everyone's a critic now. okay, what do you want .ᐣ

more lies .ᐟ i said i made her come like a broken fire hydrant, who says i did it with my own dick .ᐣ

maybe i'm gay, maybe i want some cock.

who says i wanted to .ᐣ

gotcha, you're broke.

buy me a drink first if you wanna play mommy dearest.

guess it is, doll.

i detect sarcasm but, unfortunately for you, that gets me going.

⠀ serious question . have you ever had one emotionally healthy relationship in your entire immortal life ? ⠀

my lucky number is sixty - nine.

⠀ interesting . coming from someone who literally built her entire survival strategy around people obsessing over her . ⠀

he can't come right down and slap me around for offending him, i won't mind. and historically .ᐣ i heard once that he had like seven wives.