Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died #explaininghowyoudieisthecatsass
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Henry Dryden Barnes
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Henry Dryden Barnes
@lifeofdryden
Whale Enthusiast, love my cat, Little Girl. Yellow belt karate specialist. I enjoy a PBS program ft. Bob Ross and Walker Texas Ranger. Jazz flute is cool too
Calgary, Alberta Katılım Mayıs 2015
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My favourite work activity is putting music worms in my co-workers heads by softy humming annoying songs #badsongsarethecatsass
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In the words of Bob Ross....if you want a little tree right there just put the little guy there. #bobrossisthecatsass
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Mexican word of the day. "Cashew" - don't run from the policia because they cashew #laughingreallyhardisthecatsass
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When I was growing up I thought quicksand was going to be a bigger problem than it is #quicksandisreallynothecatsass
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Mexican word of the day - "journey" - member dat time we were playing footbol and you injured jour-nee. #laughingreallyhardisthecatsass
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Tried my first grapefruit today and it tasted nothing like grapes.....really disappointed at the moment #grapefruitsarenotthecatsass
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FYI Chuck Norris is kicking ass in Street Fighter.....if I was in the Street Fighter I would be kicking Chucks ass #iamthecatsass
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The ultimate goal in life is when you create your own nickname..... Majestic Lion it is!!! #iamthecatsass
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My coffee and dropping the kids off at the pool are the only consistent things in my day #morningsarethecatsass
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Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a s#&$!!! #thisisjustthecatsass
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Karate is pretty much all you need to know in life #karateasskickingisthecatsass
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"I will see you in court" is the grown up version of "I'm telling mom" #beinggrownupisnothecatsass
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I've been on hold for so long I forgot who I called. Clues, my shoes are off, I'm wearing someone else's pants and my credit card is out....
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Do you ever see a photo of yourself.....and it kind of ruins your day?
#seeingyourpicturesometimesisnotthecatsass
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I'm at that age in life where half my friends are in love and having babies and the other half are even to drunk to find their phones
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I find the word "rad" is not used enough. I'm personally going to bring it back #radisthecatsass
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