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Happy vdayyyyyy💋💋💋

some people have no idea how goddamn loud their footsteps are. stomping around like a fucking wildebeest

Black people think the freezer makes food immortal

noise canceling headphones aren't enough i need everyone to shut up

Porn hit differently once you nut... TURN THIS FILTHY SHIT TF OFF 😤

yall dick eat people cause yall be thinking they sb everybody regular af to me

i like when girls proudly say that they want a daughter cause why is everyone so obsessed with having a son?

Not visiting someone because they own a cat is very valid.

I’ll never take my phone off DND. There’s no emergency I can save anyone from

Y'all ever be at work for 5 hours then check the clock and it’s been 42 minutes😭

I swear the moon be following me bro wtf

yall lowkey too fat to be getting on planes

I don’t like my mom’s boyfriend so I be stealing his weed

"i just told you 2 minutes ago" i do not control the remember

im unstoppable just like a mexican that says nigga

I wish we had subtitles in real life because l really can't hear anything anyone is saying to me

"Do you have a twitter" i dont even have a phone

dude i could say i wanna kms and a nigga gon bookmark it

I hate smoking with paranoid ppl bitch tf you mean you saw the hash slingin slasher

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ?

I'm so delusional about money tbh I be spending tf out of it and be like "'!! get it back" no idea how but it'll come