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@veryonthenozick Congrats my dear friend! Also looking forward to reading this!!

Excited to announce that my paper, "The Kids Aren't Alright: Expanding the Role of the State in Parenting," has been accepted for publication in the Journal of Ethics and Social Philosophy!🥳🥂 Here's a link to it if you're interested: academia.edu/92106822/The_K…

*cops come over for a mental health check* "Hey sorry the house is a mess"

Nobody in this company knows I took my nonexistent sick time to call the suicide hotline yesterday and they still insist on me making up time. I'm gonna blow up

This is a parallel universe where the Padres beat the Phillies and the Astros beat the Yankees.... is this...the fucking Truman show? Are we live?

The one thing that might've saved us was if Dave Roberts hadn't taken Anderson out in the 6th. So what if he had a 90 pitch count. So disappointing. The play of saving Phillips till the end was not the move either. Vin Scully cried and we saw it.

@BlakeHarrisTBLA Why was Cody Bellinger not in center with a 3-0 lead in the seventh?!? He catches that ball easily and there's a game five tomorrow. Fire Dave Roberts immediately!! Worst manager in MLB.

Not crying Not crying Not crying

@SportsNetLA the 7th inning almost made me do it

Dodgers fans right now

I’m out

Check on yo dodger homies. We ain’t okay

The #dodgers losing these playoffs to the piss and shit colors is really the low point on my life atm

@veryonthenozick LETS GOOOOOOO🥹💕💕💕

My paper, "The Minority Retort: In Defense of Defection in Marginalized Groups," has been officially published in Public Affairs Quarterly! In it, I argue that, e.g., gay/Black/female conservatives do no wrong as gays/Blacks/females by espousing their views. Lmk what you think!!

Do you really think a boy who uses discord is gonna make you happy

…you telling me this weekly meeting is bi?

in nyc for 77 hours. what sewer cap should i crawl into to explore the real intestines of the city?