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“Happy Lando Day”

maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It's about who's willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you.

Do everything immediately.

March and April kills me in Texas man

i think we underestimate how difficult it is to find genuine partners.

Why didn’t I know Sonic can add red bull to your slush literally all I need now is Tequila.

@caliNOTgood if you catch that curve bag available get 2 and i’ll send my money. Teamwork makes the dream work!

It’s about 18 bags I want and I only got about $2.78. Im bout to put the begging in turbo mode.

@caliNOTgood awww congratulations 🍾

@likelando Rains chile

My coworker proposed to his girl and the ring is sooooooooooooooooo fucking nice. 3.6 karats too. I mean absolutely gorgeous.

A healthy relationship will test you more than a toxic one, because it won’t let you run. It holds up a mirror and says: show up, communicate, grow. That’s why real love scares people more than chaos ever could.

@caliNOTgood they stay sold out tho

I keep seeing girls out with those curve tote bags. They’re cute. I want one

I know yall don’t wanna hear it, but that nigga don’t fw y’all like y’all think he do. 🤷🏾‍♂️

@caliNOTgood i just don’t see the point lol

@likelando Yes lmao. (Not me)

Is snapchat paying y’all to post on your story? Serious question.

The older I get, I cannot listen to people complain all day, everyday...

Mr Krabs talking to Spongebob about Plankton

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

maturing is realising you can’t be mad at someone for not being who you want them to be.

The way I don’t care about morning breath when I like someone. Sure, my eyes will water. But gimme them lips.

@caliNOTgood yessss

I want a baked potato from pappadeaux so bad