lil

Tesco raspberries one hour after leaving the shop.

kiln two ferns with one stone

YORK

she’s a model

“man i wish i had a chess piece that could move diagonally” the treacherous and nefarious bishop:

u lot don’t appreciate comedy actually

rewatching attack on titan because i hate myself and don’t want to be happy :P

Nothing Bad can Happen ! It Can only Good Happen. But with Tylenol, Don't take it !

i been namaste girl i been namaste girl

french fish be like ‘une maguette s’il vous plait’

speed eating challenge: go to yo sushi and keep taking each plate on the conveyor belt like they’re all made personally for you

interstellar is so good. i will watch it again n again n again n again

sams gone to cover the harrogate store today and i feel like an old wwii wife who’s husband has gone to war . when will i see him again. who knows. he’s never gone so far on his own poor lad

It's not clocking to you that I've been standing on business for as long as I've known you jo

bus drivers are so cute waving to each other n shit

please take my phone away

do not have time for men who talk over me ur not big ur not clever ur just a knob