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“You look really pretty in the Taco Bell light.” -my wife to me just now

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Obsessed with the community of women I’ve built around me. Always so supportive and happy for every good thing that comes my way. Never jealousy. I love my friends🫶

this country needs a femininomenon STAT

My love language is sending people things I think they’d like on facebook marketplace

once i learn this shit it’s over for you bitches

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

it’s me, hi

@hiimynameissara My toxic trait is refusing to touch the mower but telling Dakota weekly “yard needs mowed” 😌

If I was ken my job would be panic

I’m not built for the idgaf war. I’m actually serving on the frontlines in the igaf war. I am full of love and open about feelings and in fact very chalant

@__czk @dak_attack23 We really do🫶😂

@allisonlanza I’ll be there too!

@dak_attack23 Can’t wait for the game Sunday!!😜

Does anybody else’s SO only make their half of the bed?? Is that a thing??

WELCOME CAPRICORN SEASON! DELAYED GRATIFICATION! BOUNDARY QUEENS! SOLITUDE AS AN EXTREME SPORT! RESPONSIBILITY FATIGUE! ELDER AESTHETIC! IF THEY ARE SCARED OF YOU, IT IS BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T LEARNED HOW TO TAKE THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY YET! LIFE IS SHORT! DON’T WASTE YOURS!

Tripped and fell and accidentally booked a trip to vegas to see the jonas brothers

I’m in my harry styles hyper fixation era and I’m not okay

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@takmerius 102 days for me!🤩 I have also only seen them with Matt so I can’t wait to see them with Tom!!

Last time I saw blink 182 I blacked out before they went on stage. As a sober queen I cannot wait to see them again and actually remember it!!