dust

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dust

@lildustorm

pain Katılım Aralık 2014

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dust@lildustorm·10 Oca

i’m not drinking alone, there are 50 other people in this class lol

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dust@lildustorm·1d

sometimes you gotta read your friends dm and go about your day…

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dust@lildustorm·2d

i don’t think yall are yolo-ing as much as you should be

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dust@lildustorm·4d

this is him btw

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dust@lildustorm·4d

good thing i have Evil Monster Dog™ who eats everyone to protect me

masha@masha_slp

it’s sad because i know you really wanna go on walks at night and clear your mind but you’re a girl

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dust@lildustorm·5d

why are people on the internet always so mad like don’t you have a family member you can yell at or something jesus christ

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dust@lildustorm·15 Mar

sometimes i have a dream that i tweet a banger but can never remember it when i wake up… life is pain

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dust@lildustorm·14 Mar

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this is only 72 digits but this is literally my only talent

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dust@lildustorm·14 Mar

happy pi day it took six years but we finally went on that date

corporate cowboy@egirlrespecter

@lildustorm if i can get 100 can we go on a date

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dust@lildustorm·14 Mar

@wifesearcher OLD

Corporate Cowboy@wifesearcher·14 Mar

Happy Pi day! Today is the [redacted]-year anniversary of me memorizing 250 digits back in high school

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dust@lildustorm·12 Mar

couple is singing love the way you lie at karaoke how long do you think their relationship will last lmao

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dust@lildustorm·11 Mar

@fernplantemoji @wifesearcher stop supporting toxic behavior

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fern 🌿@fernplantemoji·11 Mar

@wifesearcher @lildustorm based

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dust@lildustorm·7 Mar

bf just said he’d break up with me if i gain 10 lbs should i beat him be honest

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dust@lildustorm·11 Mar

why did you guys let me get drunk on a tuesday wtf i thought i could trust you

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dust@lildustorm·9 Mar

you turn 25 and suddenly no one’s playing beer pong they’re all just playing fucking corn hole

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dust@lildustorm·8 Mar

update: we are at the emergency room

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i should not be allowed to see my college friends, every time we get together i am drunk for 4 days straight

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dust@lildustorm·8 Mar

the girls are mimicking their sex moans at the bar ???

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dust@lildustorm·8 Mar

i should not be allowed to see my college friends, every time we get together i am drunk for 4 days straight

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dust@lildustorm·8 Mar

being drunk in the day time is so weird like why is it light out

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dust@lildustorm·7 Mar

@lexisoupertramp i swear this was a bit he was supposed to respond so much quicker than he did (still gonna beat him though dw)

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dust@lildustorm·6 Mar

“is it ai?” no bitch it’s cake

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