Shelbster 🖤

@MonsterEnergy I’d say I’m pretty loyal! (Kirby is too)

Hey @olivegarden can you pls bring back free delivery? 😭

imagine getting paid to doomscroll & drink monster - gen z admin

@matthewmercer Yep! Top one made of thread! 🖤 I’m honored, sir!

@lilglitchkit Was it one of these? ;)

@matthewmercer this is such a long shot, but I met you at PFF in Arizona. I gave you a little handmade bracelet. I bet my friends, Is it still surviving?

when in doubt, ask yourself. wwmd (what would monster do) & the answer will always be unleash the beast - millennial admin

it's 11:11. crack a cold one & make a wish for more monsters

Thank you @matthewmercer for being so wonderful and kind. I still can’t believe I got to meet you 🖤

monster fridges = aura farming

nobody ever regrets cracking one open

Thank you so much @MountainDew and @pepsi 😭😭 I’m so honored!

@SandraMaryogor @MonsterEnergy $shelbster1955

@lilglitchkit @MonsterEnergy Drop your cash app

Hey @MonsterEnergy I hope you got my grad invite, cause you’re definitely a part of my party 🖤💚

still remember that first sip like it was yesterday...

@matthewmercer look how awesome our DM’s ship is! (Devastating mid-battle)

@CashApp Are you offering? Cause I just finished my BS with all A’s 👀

"what do you want for graduation?" MONEY. the answer is always money. send money. send it on Cash App

#nationalbeverageday = another excuse for a monster

@GreatClips please stop hiring people who make you feel like an inconvenience for asking to get a service you offer.

that'd work every time

if you can read this, you probably need a cold one rn

there's about one monster separating me from a major crash out rn