when owner’s being too much of a tease and puppy stomps off to mount their fav pillow & hump it wildly bc if owner won’t touch them they’ll get it themselves . Owner’s watching from door like “ooohh someone’s angry :(“ and pup just cusses them out and pumps their hips faster
Puppy that doesn’t want to fuck you or get fucked but a secret third thing (dryhump your ass while he chews and drools all over your neck mumbling about how he belongs to you)