lil pitchy

*experiences hubris*

beep boop 😬😬😬

@blaseballscarv ❌🏊❌

call me river city iowa the way i hate pool

@blaseballscarv 🥺🥺🥺

now that blaseballs over and im technically not a steaks player anymore, am i still a dad?

@blaseballscarv ((Go legit become a broadway meme account lmao))

what if i turned this into a non-blaseball account where i still make funny posts

@blaseballscarv ⬆️🐱🎈🛸⬆️

and with that, blaseball ascends to the heaviside layer

@scratch_deleuze <3

// if my work has ever touched you, if you tried to follow my move to tumblr, if you ever watched a blaseball game or if you never watched a blaseball game, thank you. this account remains an archive of love for everyone in this community.

// this is where my time as scratch ends. maybe for now, maybe forever. i'm grieving and don't have a lot to say, but you will find me as ever at asherlark on every platform if you'd like to hug it out. it has been a treat to spend this time with you.

jobs near immaterial plane

((so long and thanks for all the bits))

((this bit was very fun and brought me a lot of joy))

LGMBLDM

🪦💐🔥

@VelaSauce 🥰😭🥰😭🥰😭

I’m vela And I love you

@VelaSauce 😭😭😭

Seeing that everyone loved me so much makes me so happy I’m sorry I had to leave

@klutchkrueger 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

AM I ACTUALLY? what the *hell*…also thanks?? dude i don’t even know how i’m meant to feel right now…

*little pitchy googles notary license*

beep boop

this was written on our coffee cup this morning...seems important (thanks to andreastreeter#9579 for the incredible design!)

Blaseball is back! The @NYMillenials are back! My vector art portraits of Millennials players are back! These 5 @Blaseball veterans joined our ragtag team this season📱 (Mira Lemma, Jonathan Catalina, Bennett Bluesky, Bottles Šuljak and Peanutiel Duffy)

@blaseball 🖼️📖❓

not again

oh no

*pitchy would like to know whether the forbidden book is a picture book or not.*