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During my deepest and darkest depths of depression, I discovered the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And my god I’ll be forever thankful for those crazy bitches #RHOBH

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Just a reminder that as enticing as the release of UFO-related documents is, the deeper mystery has to do with consciousness and the relationship between Mind/mind and the fabric of reality. Enjoy the view, but stay the course. #ufoX

There’s a deeper integration currently taking place as you realign back into yourself, your purpose and your path. You now know the deeper truth, everything now makes sense and you have a better understanding of your worth. As you realign and rise… keep yourself connected to your highest best self as you take action on what is really important for you moving forward.

@heavensbvnny Withdrawing yourself from externas distractions

What are great sources of dopamine that don't involve eating, drinking, inhaling or injecting anything. Note: please don't say exercise .🫠

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@InternetH0F Math ain’t mathin’

This girl emailed HR after noticing a pay error. This was their response...

@mabintou My Nana always said, “invest in high-quality staples. Don’t waste money on cheap trends.”

I’d love a mid-range clothing brand full of wardrobe essentials made of high quality materials. Just one brand that has it all.

@DopaminePlsMe Literally will do everything ever except the one-minute task I’ve been avoiding for months… sigh

My apartment has never been cleaner than when I have a high-stakes deadline looming over me. I will literally deep-clean the tracks of my sliding glass door with a Q-tip and reorganize my entire pantry by expiration date just to avoid sending one two-sentence email. It’s not 'productivity' it’s a high-stakes hostage situation where my brain has decided that scrubbing the baseboards is the only way to survive the crushing anxiety of my own To-Do list

@tufdave Learned this the hard way

Just got my first job and my mom dropped the best advice.

My cat’s sleeping on my chest and I can’t get up #sos

Timeline cleanser ✨

True intelligence operates silently. Stillness is where creativity and solutions to problems are found.

@upshine3 Winthrop

What’s a baby boy name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?

original jurassic park movie still fucking slays

How do you change the world? You change yourself.

@psychedelicham Haha aw love you 🥰

I’m officially old and uncool. And I’m ok with it.

@mrmikeMTL Obvi.

Would you still tweet if you got zero likes on all your posts?

@ick_real Blue water lol

Your gangster name is the colour of ur shirt and the last thing you drank. Who are you?