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@lilshers_

I’m just happy to be here

Katılım Kasım 2012

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father stretch my bandz@MILKANDH3NNY·4 May

they are fucking at these run clubs I have evidence

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sabunny@mama_moons·3 May

they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now

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Papii🥤@ammalusty·2 May

scientists are calling me "the one person that is allowed to put q-tips into their ear canal" saying things like "she's just so careful" and "i don't know how she does it"

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Lisa@lisathebeauty1·2 May

the women's bathroom at a club is the closest we'll ever get to Barbie World

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Mariella !@pfaffphobic·1 May

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

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l!v@bpddestroyer·30 Nis

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

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COCO@TWOTIMESABITCH·24 Nis

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

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Icy@whereicy·27 Mar

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

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𝟮𝟭.🛸@Big_tagg·23 Mar

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume you've seen

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cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆@Okay_Bye___·1 Mar

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:

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william/al@fazvodka·15 Şub

valentine’s day was just a normal day to me. that’s how full of love i am. just a glimpse into my loving mind.

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a broken soul@abrokensouI·15 Şub

been feeling like shrek with his ears down lately

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Mia♡@luxemiaa·4 Şub

i miss when boys made me nervous now i just be irritated

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ned!@nedsore·4 Şub

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

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: )@lilshers_·21 Oca

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Roddy 🇨🇦@RodKahx

I've truly lost any empathy as a Canadian to my US friends. Sorry, and I didn't vote for him doesn't cut it any more. We are through with you. You're part of the reason we are angry right now. You are citizens of the US and are accountable. You don't get off easy any more.

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jody@wnbagirlfriend·24 Ara

i am both the jester and the queen

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Fallon@filthtofilth·17 Ara

I am simultaneously the family's black sheep and gold star and thats exactly why im the way i am

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hera@shiningdaisies·17 Ara

i find ur lack of whimsy quite disturbing

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Luke Sampe@LukeSampe·18 Ara

I must tell you, daylight starts to increase in 4 days.

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larry davids mistress@b1gdumb1diott·18 Ara

you look like you enjoy going on cruises (derogatory)

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