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@HappyMotorhead You sound like mordecai and rigby at the same time

Kingsford Charcoal was originally Ford Charcoal! 🤯 ​Henry Ford hated waste so much that he turned Model T wood scraps into briquettes with a little help from Thomas Edison. 🪵🔥 ​Your BBQ has some serious horsepower! 🏎️🍔 ​#Kingsford #HenryFord #BBQFacts #HistoryHacks #DidYouKnow #Ford

John wick is lwk slop

RT @JoeBiden:

Vagina, meet penis. 😎

Both of these bitches sound like total head cases. Parents love and nurture your kids dude what the fuck.

I don’t understand how one can put lotion on their skin and not feel like a lathered piggy.

Highschool diplomas are just goyim indoctrination camp participation trophies.

@teacupsandflan 

@liltanuki2 No shit

I always Swallow

The 2028 dark horse has arrived

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield* I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler. He said “No cap?” Yea, no gown either!

@adkeys22 I once dated a girl who was named after some bitch her dad was in love with but never actually was in a relationship with.

There's nothing more disgusting in life than naming your baby after your ex.

@TheRoyalSerf Finna show this to my little brother

@kndalldoll1 Because it doesn’t disable most people from still being able to be wage cattle debt slaves.

Why aren’t there rehabs for porn addiction?

@evilburger008 You’d still be so pretty

I should just get fat again there’s no point in being skinny anymore

I need to abstain more.

You exchanged her beautiful, proportionately sized for her body perky tits for horrendously giant blobby porn brained twitter art monstrosities. Fuck you you actual heathen.

@jiskgs Yes, periods are nasty. Shitting and pissing are also gross. Natural bodily functions can be gross. Grow up.

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