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This is insane if real

@worthitorwoke It's crazy how good the scrubs reboot is and how bad this one is.

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see what 6 months of panda express does to a woman

@CreeCoder Nikita seems to be making the right moves to shift this from a many-to-one back to a many-to-many content platform. It feels like the right direction.

MASSIVE changes to Creator Revenue Sharing are underway with more coming. Feels like high-volume accounts (100+ posts/day) are the main target.. but will it affect everyone? What’s your take?

@GeeksGamersCom No, people don't do that... wait yes they do.

Epic Games Store Struggles as Users Grab Free Games, Then Return to Steam, Former Employees Reveal "Users would frequently log onto the store for Epic’s free game promotions before bouncing back to Steam."

Manly tears were shed

@DeLaDoomX Some of y’all grew up without a big dog and it shows

This is so wrong bruh 💀😭😭😭😭

@desert_starr_57 You think that’s bad, I’ll just leave this here.

This is about right. This is what most of the world is thinking. While I agree it is important to make people aware of the murder and missing indigenous women situation, putting them in the alphabet of identity/sexual preference is not it.

@thicc_stick_boi All this time, I thought it was an online gambling stream

I WANT MY KINO CASINO BACK YOUTUBE! YOU CANT TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME AND HAVE ME GO FULL TURKEY

This resonates with every product manager

@aakashgupta The Boys did it better

He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.

@Oceanbreeze473 youtube.com/watch?v=J91ti_…

School in Wingham ON pleads with students not to share video of fellow student on fire. This generation is cooked.

@XJosh @ReclaimTheNetHQ Freedom of speech means defending speech you strongly disagree with. If you don’t, you’re just guaranteeing you’ll be silenced the moment the political winds shift.

Your posts are getting poor engagement because you have abandoned the principles of your organization. Spiritual successors like @ReclaimTheNetHQ are thriving on X because they now do a better job. The EFF had to anonymize female authors on articles about KF deplatforming because they were threatened by the troon mob, yet they still never found their spine. Sad

He has really let himself go

@EFF It’s embarrassing to have supported you

Twitter was never a utopia. We've criticized the platform for about as long as it's been around. Still, Twitter did deserve recognition from time to time for vociferously fighting for its users' rights. That changed. (2/5)

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X. This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵(1/5)

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+...... Sounds like a cheat code I would put into old GBA games

@ItsWrathful1 @Shriekee @consultnt_a and this one?

@limeunfiltered @Shriekee @consultnt_a

アメリカ人はパスタを半分に折ったりピザにパイナップル乗せてイタリア人を怒らせてるけど、逆にアメリカ料理の何をどうしたらアメリカ人はキレるんだろうな ベーコンのしゃぶしゃぶとか、マッケンチーズにケチャップかけるとかか？

Exclusive leaks from Star Trek Starfleet Academy Season 2. I should stop playing with Grok.

@Shriekee @consultnt_a What is wrong with wig on a steak?

@consultnt_a I legitimately almost spit out my drink reading that. 🤣 But to be fair, you'd probably get a reaction if you did put a wig on a steak. Hopefully it translates it better this time, but I meant tomato ketchup.

@consultnt_a Hello, I just came to cause chaos.