Lina

We’re entering our mom and dad era! @matthewverygood

@katierose84 Ma’am

We’re jumping off the Big A who’s coming

@sandiegoeq1 I stg we better start cauterizing this liver

@linatheemo WHY DO THEY INSIST ON USING THE ROBOT if you don’t get in there and start dissecting

girls don’t want flowers girls want gallbladder plushies

@sandiegoeq1 I once worked with a surgeon who did robotic assisted lap choles and would take 4 hours minimum to do it. I was like we could be getting this done in an hour, but instead you’re insane.

@linatheemo they’re my fave cuz I actually know what I’m doing LMAO

@sandiegoeq1 I will circulate in a room with back to back lap choles all day, let me see them gallstones girl

@linatheemo I immediately thought of you

@Jared_Carrabis @Dobbinsenjoyer I met you at Wrigley a few years ago, and I was nervous to come say hi and ask for a picture. You were so kind to not only me, but every single person who wanted to talk to you. You’re a good guy, Jared.

🫶🏻

@bubzv2 I’m glad you’re here 🫶🏻

7 years ago I had my last seizure. I had gotten out of the pool only 10 minutes before. I think all the time about how I could have died without meeting people who have had such a profound effect on my life. I wouldn’t have seen my daughter grow up.

@katierose84 At me?

We’re all mad here

@bubzv2 She wants to speak to your manager.

two years ago, my mom got diagnosed with breast cancer. i’m so glad she’s still here and thriving and i get to do silly little things with her.

@bubzv2 @TeeOhEmm We only had the funeral for the bird

@linatheemo @TeeOhEmm And for tom

When it’s that time of the month and I’m thinking about cutting people off 🌚

@bubzv2 @TeeOhEmm The funeral for the bird?

@linatheemo @TeeOhEmm Im just gonna say. I’m offended I wasn’t invited to the funeral.

@bubzv2 @TeeOhEmm He’s gone forever. It was a whole thing, we had a funeral for a bird.

@linatheemo @TeeOhEmm Will he come on here or can I talk shit

@Goryl_97 @crazycharisma @TeeOhEmm He only has himself to blame

@crazycharisma @TeeOhEmm How does this always happen to Tom?? Lmaooo

Sheets bomb i never tweet again