linda

Elmo kinda dunked on Shonda’s ass here

my dog today

some girl just crashed into me and we both didn’t know what to do so we called our dads and we’re just standing here holding our phones together so our dads can talk to each other 🧍🏻‍♀️

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I’m too petty for this

Unfortunately I do notice every little thing

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!!

stanley cups: a thread

y’all remember when mike tyson didn’t know that hasbulla is a grown man😭😭

Never forget when Kid Cudi said this to Selena Gomez

tiktok is frying yall brains cuz what wtf does this even mean

when coworkers start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I’m talking to cops

I want nothing as badly as I want Amanda Bynes to pass her manicurist exam. She’s taken it like 10 times!

me in an argument when they ask me to give an example but I cannot remember anything just how I felt:

there is absolutely no way i just witnessed this girl pull store-bought strawberries out of the dirt like she grew them herself.

yeah, my bf posted this for our anniversary. no big deal, super casual!

Teachers save up money and surprise their school janitor with a car after seeing him walk to work everyday ❤️

I’m not humble and gracious enough for this. I would tell him to pull out his phone and google me.

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