Lindsey

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - How “busy you were” - How many hours you worked Kronk will remember: - The poison - The poison for Kuzco - The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison

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I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

The bouncer removing me for playing higher by creed 38 consecutive times on TouchTunes

taylor swift

and i hope it’s SHITTY at the black dog

“how was work today” oh i try not to think about that

i wish the orcas knew how many of us were rooting for them

spring pros: pretty much everything spring cons: becoming harder to enjoy soup

hot girl playlist

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

today’s plans: - stare directly at the sun - but never in the mirror

Happy St. PITrick's Day… daleeeee 🍀😉

Its Avatar Roku

Happy 305 Day, dallleeeee

@Halle_Bennett 🙋‍♀️

just got diagnosed with needing a hot dog

[tracy chapman voice] you gotta fat ass

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes