RandomOfficeLines

"Are you inviting me to the Finer Things Club?" - Jim

"That's what she said." - Jim

"[delivering plant to Oscar's desk] Oscar." - Pam

"OK, when Michael gets back, you tell him to call me immediately." - Jan

"Can I be team manager?" - Dwight

"Michael stop." - Jim

"Hey Halpert!" - Roy

"That is not a very nice thing to say about him." - Michael

"I'll get someone to take it down." - Dwight

"Somebody brought in donuts for my birthday!" - Michael

"If it isn't my old partner, Samuel L. Chang." - Dwight

"Ohhh happy birthday Jim!" - Michael

"Guh." - Michael

"Battlestar Galatica." - Dwight

"Well, okay..." - Michael

"Ry, is he bugging you? Dwight, dude, you gotta take a chill pill, man. It was one joint in the parking lot. You know, you're totally harshing the office mellow." - Michael

"Oh, yeah." - Jim

"I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin Utica branch. Turns out it's a pretty easy gig when your boss isn't an idiot and your boyfriend's not in love with somebody else." - Karen

"Oh, now you feel some compassion for him." - Michael

"Both. That's why I invented the bifocal." - Ben Franklin