can't spell sapphic without pp 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

@sxd_fxe bullet dodged im afraid

@moonr1vr no but i intended to and then forget. i will now 🫡(also that playlist you sent which i also forgot)

@khhboi_ okashii funny as hell for excluding kid milli on this song and this song only

oh yeah LOVE the beat on too young for this. again, jef and raf carried HARD open.spotify.com/track/0Wt4mqGQ…

wait what's everyone's opinions on mainstream? fave songs, how we feel? 👀

@moonr1vr in many ways it's fake kindness for the bit

@moonr1vr my condolences

@moonr1vr i feel so blessed to live in a country that has no manners

@moonr1vr we just say "im taking x", and then say "thanks" when we hand back the menu, and also every time they put any item down on the table (it's awkward for everyone involved when they put down the cutlery)

@moonr1vr be in the sun?

@moonr1vr oh hang on i changed my mind i realised on a deeper level that this would be My girlfriend and not a hypothetical. i would peel an orange, yes sir

@moonr1vr i feel like this a bit too but only bc it's supposed to be a test and why would i date someone who's putting out tests and traps for me. also i would cut up oranges slices, why would i peel it. oranges are infamously annoying to peel

@moonr1vr disgusting. parastitic worms is my least favourite animal bc bubblan always put them in my lap when i was a child and also i have a semi irrational fear of getting parasitic worms in my me

@moonr1vr i told her i'd probably do more of a mercy killing situation bc to me i think anyone turning into a worm would be in indescribable mental pain

@moonr1vr the only argument she made that made me budge a little was if there was a chance she'd ever turn back like if it was a curse that could be lifted and i think i still stand by that

@moonr1vr it's the most commom animal on earth its the reason the average number of legs is 0 despite the existence of every ant and bug in the world. they are everywhere around you Right Now in your room unfortunately. they can be 0.1 milimeter to 13 meter long and are always thin as hell

@moonr1vr it's a heartworm or tapeworm. or more specifically the ones that are not parasites, basically a little white yellow slime thread, and these we had were like 3cm long and had little antenna since they were probably predator worms that they were sniffing around with desperately

@moonr1vr did you know there have been nematodes up to 42 feet long found in sperm whales. now imagine if it was fat, and in bed with you. i wouldn't put it in a jar. i would set myself on fire

@moonr1vr i lowkey got the ick bc it was before bed so it was dark and so the whole night i was like "what if she randomly turns into an enormous nematode in bed. what if she already has???!?". not getting the ick from her but from the hypothetical if she turned into a human size tapeworm