Lisa Gentile

Anytime anyone asks me to go anywhere:

@annavinci This was very Sal coded

I think I’m secure enough to go on record declaring Doritos as my favorite chip

@Makenzi_Vert Sometimes when people act like this I wish diarrhea on them🤣

To the man who put regular milk in my iced coffee today and then was really rude when I asked to switch it it oat which is what I originally ordered- I hope your pillow is always warm and you get a flat tire but when you’re going under 30 mph so no one actually gets hurt.

@annavinci Every single day I ask this question, it's BONKERS

@annavinci @Makenzi_Vert R u guys ok

@Makenzi_Vert do not be embarrassed !!!!! It’s actually mind blowing

Did anyone know Madam Zeroni plays Yzma???????

@annavinci I literally read this in @SalVulcano 's voice.

I’ve probably had strawberry milk like 2-4 times in my life and it’s probably been 15 years or more since I’ve had it. Totally stupid of me, such an underrated beverage.

@stinasvenj 😬🙋🏻‍♀️

@stinasvenj Omg🤣

Me: Where does she live? @annavinci : Texas? Or Canada?

@annavinci TRULY THE BEST FLAVOR.

you fuckin tell em

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Emily Mariko's salad spinner.

@veemidilee Like the real Italians do it

I drink espresso like I’m 23 and have to finish my drink before going to the next bar, but I’m 30 and going to work

@annavinci This made me die

Is the theme song to third rock from the sun and diners drive ins and dives the same?

Can we just permanently cancel NYE in Times Square? We really don't want it whether we're in a pandemic or not

@annavinci I'M DYING

I’ve never had rat poison but I had a sip of an IPA to try it and I can’t imagine much of a difference

@JessDiller Oooooh yes I will! idk why I watch things before I read the books😂

I need to talk to SOMEONE about Nine Perfect Strangers cause I feel like Nicole Kidman is also drugging ME in addition to everyone else in the show and I just can't tell if I'm enjoying it. I am, however, 6 episodes into an 8 episode season tho so idk help

@annavinci I have this thought so frequently

I can’t fucking believe girls are still wearing boat shoes

@annavinci We are all crying over this rn

This was an underrated tweet of mine

@annavinci I NEEDED TO HEAR IT OMG

Idk who needs to hear this but the original episodes of whose line is on hbo max

@annavinci I HATE THIS SO MUCH TOO

I Will Never Understand Why People Post Their Captions Like This. Where Did You Learn To Do This And Why? Also, It’s Really Annoying To Capitalize Every Letter.