Lisa Breeze

@McDonalds really need to consider mcvodka

PMQs is so weird. It's like if in the middle of a fist fight someone interrupts and starts asking questions about potholes or sandwiches or something and then they just carry on punching each other.

Sitting down to watch #pmqs at lunchtime like it's an X-Factor final in 2010

Please record the awkward moment when you tell them you’ve spent most of your career campaigning to have people from Eastern Europe deported.😉

I love ant and Dec but what is this 😫😫

I wonder when they get to play their Wicked Wango card #antanddec #limitless

Trying to understand the new ant and dec gameshow #LimitlessWin

@AldiUK what do you think of the deep fried woodlouse in my crisps from @LidlGB? They’re ignoring my tweets #vom

@ChronicleNUFC what do you think of this lovely surprise in my packet of @LidlGB crisps? #deepfriedwoodlouse

@LidlGB sea salt cider vinegar and woodlouse crisps 🤢🤢🤢

‘Tis the season to eat mince pies, fa la la la la la la la la 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧

@LidlGB With woodlice or not?

@LidlGB nice crisps shame about the deep fried woodlouse 🤢🤢🤢

🍻🏆NEXT WEEKEND 🏆🍻 Next Friday (26th) we welcome @howaysisofficial to The Grand Station Lounge in Ashington for our annual presentation night.

@GiannisStanley @JuliaBradbury Banging on about cancer??? We all need to ‘bang on’ Julia is raising awareness which is desperately needed #pipedownyoufool

@JuliaBradbury Julia...we love you.....but please stop banging on about your breast cancer issues . Many of us have had it far tougher than you and lost loved ones. Cancer is affecting everyone. Your not unique. In fact your lucky that it was diagnosed and hopefully dealt with. Be thankful.

I'm on a super healthy diet since my #breastcancer diagnosis & my friends+family have been amazingly supportive - as have so many of you: thank you.Tucking into a delicious veggie lunch made by sister & my friend Hen. Reading material supplied by Alice.🙏🏽#support #food #recovery

"I don't like picky tea" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@therealgokwan where was your hoodie from this morning on This Morning? I neeeeeeed one! #cosy

@samfendermusic your presale codes aren’t working!!! #46goingundernevermind17!

@Dawn_French please give a shout out to my sister Lyndsey doing the virtual london marathon for the British heart foundation around her tiny garden she has Covid! #absolutelegend #willnotbebeaten this is what I meant to send but I’m up for birthday celebrations!!

@Dawn_French Have you got plans for your birthday xx