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Me leaving work while my coworkers are are begging me too stay and help because it’s so busy 😌

Them: “come if you want” Me :

Cats for absolutely no reason 👹

When you finally find the perfect position in bed but you forgot too turn the lights off 🥴

My man coming back from work to me looking like Beetlejuice in the exact same position he left me in 🥰

I don’t need this call

Wish this is what i could do all day

Saved her name under insect, all she do is bug me.

I just really want a million in the bank it’s starting too get annoying

POV you run back your house for the 3rd time too check the house doesn’t spontaneously combust while your out

Hearing my sister answer back and defend herself for the first time and knowing that she got that attitude from me ✌🏼

I’m so fake on my instagram and then I use my Twitter like a goddamn notebook tf

How I feel when I fist bump my boyfriend 🥺

@hgtharula I could never sneak, i like winding them up about leaving too much 🤣

@aethosnia 100% is the most difficult task 🥲

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Me stalling before literally any social event 🥹✌🏼

@SallyyChinkz_ Everyday* 😂

Me every Friday