Ares King (he/they)

so many little moments from those makeup videos are still vocal stims i use at least once a week! the joy i felt watching those vids literally changed my life. i wish i could still return to them, but i totally respect ur choice to take em down :) hope life treats u well now!!!

@wth_mille there’s like a 0.0001% chance you’ll see this but i only just noticed that your youtube is gone and i just wanted to say how thankful i am for the stuff you made—i loved your vids w/ jennyfer so much i ended up studying german in college!

@Bunnyko oh this is absolutely fantastic

Who are these cunmstains? Beacons.ai/bunny.yojimbo #TAZ #steeplechase #shlabethany #schlabethany

@haragoochie what dating in DC is like

is this grounds to end a relationship

@haragoochie hi i opened twitter.com specifically bc i saw a repost of a tweet of yes on insta and HAD to tell u how much i love ur profile name

@sinobug that’s a jellybean ❤️

Limacodid Gelatine Slug #Caterpillar (Cup #Moth, Belippa horrida, Limacodidae) "Jelly Bean" flic.kr/p/2b3Yp9Z #insect #China #Yunnan #Lepidoptera #entomology #itchydogimages

@gaslightyourmom @yourewrongabout has a GREAT episode on this subject!!

hey @pepsi @Guayaki …what on earth was in my berry red tea? poured a half-day old can into a glass and watched what i can only describe as scoby-like goo fall out with the last bit

@gpaolopasco I can’t believe I forgot to emphasize my love for the brian david gilbert/polygon references! Especially the reference to karen’s book! (I just found out they’re engaged, screaming!!)

@gpaolopasco i’m sure i’m one of many but i had to send a fan tweet because i’m playing through the Midnights midi puzzle pack and every puzzle is making me SO HAPPY! I’ve sent so many screenshots to friends of the clues—thank you for making references I actually get! 😖❤️

@DamienDroney See, this is why I enjoy your classes 💀

@DamienDroney I love anthropology because it’s the field where one can write papers on controversies around fufu pounding machines. I chose right with my major.

@glittergothboi I still think of montrose like this and no one can make me stop

no thoughts just autumn jellycat stuffies

It took many years of reading leftist theory but I finally learned how to spell bougerisois

This email from a student, when I taught remote, lives rent free in my head 😂

Spotted. (sound)

@bookishseawitch country gnomes take my bones to a place they don’t belong

the appalachian mountains are older than saturn’s rings. the appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs. the appalachian mountains are older than trees. the appalachian mountains are literally older than BONES. the appalachian mountains should be regarded with pure terror.

I’m telling myself that mass deleting every tweet from pre- a few months ago is ✨personal growth✨ and not just inner horror at what the old tweets were.