Lauren

I quit TWO months ago. Y'all persistently are checking on me weekly for 2 months? Y'all weren't checking for me at all when I was working for you. Chillllllle.

I quit my job 2 months ago and didn't tell anyone where I was going. It was the most toxic place I've ever worked at. I mean, REALLY bad. Tell me why I get LinkedIn notifications every week that anywhere between 3-5 people at my old company is looking at my profile.

Advocating for a Busta Rhymes or Missy Elliot Tiny Desk. 🙏🏽

@elenajoymedina @marty I just purchased 3 bottles. Not letting it slip through my fingers again. 😂

@marty @listentolala put me on 😍 and soon after I was looking everywhere 🥺

In 1925, a legendary product was born on the French Riviera, becoming an instant hit with the St. Tropez jet set. In 2019 it was discontinued citing 'lack of consumer interest'. Single tubes started selling on eBay for over $300... Today, we bring it back. Story time... 🧵

@marty OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE RECEIVED ALL YEAR.

That's the story! From 1925 to today. Vacation® Orange Gelée is available to order as of this morning. At Vacation® we're on a mission to make sunscreen fun, and we've much, much more to come. Thanks for reading ☼ vacation.inc/products/orang…

of nostalgia-inducing sunscreen products, we *knew* we had to bring the icon back to life. We put together an advisory panel of 11 die-hard fans & modern beauty experts to help us bring back a revived version of Orange Gelée, with up-to-date ingredients and a safer SPF level...

@elenajoymedina @marty WAIT. WAITTTTTTTTT. I need to read, but is this REALLY coming back? Because the way I'm about to call my entire family. Let me read the tweet before I get hype. lol

The way I had 5 mins to tell my husband 30 mins of tea between calls and then have a reaction / unpacking session all in the same breath.....PHEW - a true skill.

I was hoping they would unpack that comment Clay made about AD's finances in the last episode. The hosts are not getting down to the nitty gritty. I'm over their booty chatter...let's get to Ms. Kenny Boo Boo.

The way I'm screaming at my TV right now. AD, do not believe this man and his faux tears. That script has been written before, and he's just reading it out loud.

i hate when people say "it's too early to be eating that" WHAT TIME DO A STOMACH OPEN??

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I think Damsel might be the best movie of 2024.

I AM SCREAMINNNNNNNNNNNNG

when I suddenly wake up and there’s still time left to sleep again:

When you love yourself it be pissing ppl off 😂

Seeing people not from Miami post about 305 day 2-3 days later has me like..... 305 day is on 3/05. LMAO.

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I been telling y'all about Miss Clay from the beginning.

OMG this wedding is so cringe. I'm gagging. 😱