literally inigo montoya

they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos

POV: you go down the Kars4Kids rabbit hole and end up watching a video of orthodox Jews chasing the official mascot of the organization, Fiveish the 5 dollar bill, through the streets of Israel because they assumed it was an antisemitic prank.

"Don't view the "For You" Tab. They put something in it, to make you forget. I don't even know why I opened this app."

Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence

"See? you just ship the girls with each other."

Fixed it for ya, your welcome.

why don't you make like kit gameoverse and get butt ass naked

@fleshsimulator Oh daddy look my name is in the screenshot!

In 2019, seven years ago, when he was 34-years-old, Graham Platner logged into reddit and posted a response to a video of an American soldier being shot by the Taliban. Platner wrote: "This video never gets old. Dumb motherfucker didn't deserve to live. At least his stupidity and fat ass wheezing are available for all future infantrymen to witness and hold in contempt. Poor marksmanship on the Taliban's part is the only reason this mouthbreather made it home, he managed to make every possible shit decision possible when it comes to small unit combat." Think about each line. "This video never gets old." Platner's implying he's watched the video several times and enjoys it. "At least his stupidity and fat ass wheezing are available for all future infantrymen to witness and hold in contempt." That's what Platner thinks about his fellow Americans at war. If they're not good at killing or broader tactics, he has contempt for them. He displays no empathy. The opposite, in fact. The man that Platner is commenting on, by the way, is Pfc. Ted Daniels, who was a 37-year-old father of two serving in Afghanistan at the time of the incident (2012). The bad tactic Platner enjoys mocking? Daniels stepped into the open deliberately to draw Taliban fire away from his fellow soldiers so his squad could get to safety. Daniels was shot four times in this video and, ultimately, earned a Purple Heart. When the video was initially released (2013), Pfc. Daniels was critical of himself in interviews, saying, "It wasn't the most tactically brilliant thing to do." He described that he was embarrassed by the video; that people could hear him screaming for help. But, also, he said: "I put my ass on the line for other guys." Then, we have, again, Graham Platner, logging into reddit, in 2019, to comment: "Dumb motherfucker didn't deserve to live." For all those who say, "That's just how Marines talk," I'll tell you: Platner's comment got downvoted by the military community. Even if it didn't: We're not talking about the military anymore. We're talking about a 34-year-old man, years after service, logging in to mock another man who's being shot on video. We're also talking about the U.S. Senate, not boys-will-be-boys or Marines-will-be-Marines. We're always told to view Platner as a changed man. 2013, when he made the rape apologia comments, was the "darkest point in his life," or so we have been told. So what was going on in 2019, such that Platner enjoyed watching a video of a man getting shot and mocking him? How many arcs of change are there in Platner's life? Was there a specific point where he discovered human empathy? I couldn't help but think of that specific reddit comment while watching the video below. "Still sending young Americans to die thousands of miles away from home," Platner says. Didn't he log in to reddit seven years ago to say, "Dumb motherfucker didn't deserve to live" ? I don't like being lied to.

@_Frostwood_ @fleshsimulator I can only imagine some of the polls were shitposting. Constantly in servers I’m in posters who are to be banned anyway get fucked with with polls made mocking them

@fleshsimulator Why is underage content a poll? Not autoban? You left CP up for a significant period of time is what it sounds like. Especially since agent zero was probably watching.

did you even bother to read the rules you sub-human retard

@plamer629 @KiddyTickler @TexanStoic @jifferey @jib_loger_alt Maybe a ‘Lost’ type situation with the islands you can explore? Just seems poorly thought out like a lot of survival games that got tacked on story modes

@KiddyTickler @TexanStoic @jifferey @jib_loger_alt Wow that does suck wtf Why would they do that what were they cooking

Y’all remember that game Stranded Deep? I gotta be honest this game probably has one the strangest endings I have ever seen in any video game and I find it crazy No one talks about it.

your l4d2 character portrait when your obese aunt comes in to yell at you for not flushing the toilet

when Toriel is lowk about to crush me with her big naturals but I forgot I was holding a toy knife

He’s liking this girl a little too much. Make her ghost him forever

Judge rules police searched Luigi Mangione’s backpack illegally therefore jury will not learn about: - Magazine - Cellphone - Passport - Wallet - Computer chip

this is known to be true

@grimble22988 Redrick, of course. Or Vulture.

There is a Stalker in the zone with more status than even the big three from the trilogy Only a real Stalker would know who he is

You're gonna look really funny crying and getting raped while holding this