sam

So, who should I follow?

I obviously have no understanding of acceptable Twitter behavior.

I am currently the opposite of the Pied Piper of Twitter.

There is nothing wrong in this world that The Dog Whisperer could not make right.

How could I forget that fight club is so violent? I am jack's slack-jawed surprise.

I think I might officially be an adult. Not admitting anything yet, but am strongly suspecting this to be true.

note to self: next lego competition should have 200 1st place winners instead of 4 winners and 196 crying children.

@stompeers I enjoyed it, it mainly annoyed my children =)

not really.

http://bitly.com/RrmfE : Ok, Skrimshaw has been viewed over 5,000 times now. Bizarre.

Spent the entire work day prepping 4 tomorrow's big event. Imagine my surprise when I learned the event was actually TODAY... Smooth. #fb

Hmmm, found this in a list of suggested puppet show scripts : http://bitly.com/6fu6m. Maybe? Nah. #fb

Why I cant hmscl-centripetal force w salad spinner turns into velocity as pertaining to blood spatter w tomatoes & blunt force n bkyrd.#fb

Putting together a Leo Lionni retrospective for the library this weekend. Which means planning a puppet show and gathering stories to read.

Every angry woman on earth should watch this movie tonight: amazon.com/Amity-Greg-Cal…

@claudiaweill : I'm not sure if this will be flattering or off-putting, but here is an affectionately rambling podcast about IT'S MY TURN (overlooked classic) soundcloud.com/hungerist/its-….

@go_on_idaho --It says the time for nomination has passed -- is this a mistake? Hope so! Have a great program to nominate!