shrapnel

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shrapnel

@liv__lev

written by christopher guest

Katılım Ekim 2011

316 Takip Edilen321 Takipçiler

shrapnel@liv__lev·36m

Or it was the sexy train conductor i made really prolonged eye contact with like 2 years ago and never saw again. Who's to say

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shrapnel@liv__lev·57m

Honestly 2 exes ago was prob the love of my life but that's neither here nor there

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shrapnel@liv__lev·1h

It's been 4 months and i dreamt about him ln so it's not going well.

shrapnel@liv__lev

In 5 months im gonna respond to this tweet saying whether or not i'm over him yet. Watch this space

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shrapnel@liv__lev·5h

#imaginehatingmewhenimliterallylosingmyfight

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shrapnel@liv__lev·6h

See what makes this crazier is I'm a healthy weight I just have an almond mom

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shrapnel@liv__lev·1d

Mom said I should go on wegovy

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shrapnel@liv__lev·13h

21 year old coworker just said "you guys remember CDs?"

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shrapnel@liv__lev·14h

My last day commuting to work on the LIRR kind of feeling wistful ......

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shrapnel@liv__lev·14h

Of all tweets to gain traction.

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Mom said I should go on wegovy

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shrapnel@liv__lev·14h

@thittythot Well babe it's your algorithm ....

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𐀏@thittythot·14h

@liv__lev Stop putting this chopped bitch on my tl ThanYou.

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shrapnel@liv__lev·1d

How could you do this to me question mark

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shrapnel@liv__lev·1d

When you buy a coffee and then realize you don't want it at all

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shrapnel@liv__lev·2d

*ON ...... my god

State of New York@NYGov

lots of things to do in Long Island

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shrapnel@liv__lev·3d

Moving is crazy it's like packing for vacation but ten thousand million times worse

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shrapnel@liv__lev·3d

ZXX

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shrapnel@liv__lev·3d

Comforting my indecisive and noncommittal sister who just got a gel manicure

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shrapnel@liv__lev·3d

Classic exchange

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shrapnel@liv__lev·3d

@PICKLE_SLUT Oh . my god

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Taylor ✨@PICKLE_SLUT·3d

@liv__lev here’s another: the first 2 months i lived in my apt i got locked out dead of night couldn’t get in touch w my super big meeting next day. emergency locksmith was $986

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shrapnel@liv__lev·4d

Just walked away from greenwich locksmith down $206 taking deep breaths then I see this tweet and feel better knowing i'm not alone.

thanatos@PEZOLCFTD

JUST PAID A LOCKSMITH $400. I NEED TO SIT DOWN. THINK ABOUT WHAT I’VE DONE.

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shrapnel@liv__lev·4d

Loud and proud ivy wolk lover. I pray to god I run into her at nowadays she's everything to me.

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shrapnel@liv__lev·4d

Thinking about how I didn't have to buy a new dresser because my roommate gave me her dresser so it cancels out. It cancels out. It cancels out

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Keşfet

@thittythot @PICKLE_SLUT @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates @NASA