livershi

@xxk1llsw1tchxx not yet they aren't

Your soulmate is not on twitter

needing to shit during fireworks but holding it in and then suppressing increasingly violent bowel movements in the car for the next hour as traffic unclogs is doing irreparable damage to my gastrointestinal system

@ALIbell001 god damn yall some horny fucks!! (🫶🫶🫶)

When the character is so goated that you can recognize her by only seeing a picture of her feet :

fucking horny ass pigeons

@josepalacio06 @escritosvibra pleasurable is such a crazy word here 😭

@escritosvibra Ya lo hice una vez y es increíblemente placentero

mi fantasía sexual es borrar todo rastro de mi existencia y empezar otra vida desde cero

men should take baths change my mind

@MashXD rent food health ins car ins utilities gym membership subscription services shit adds up fast

$50,000 a year isn’t enough money to live a decent life anymore and that’s kinda crazy

I love my best friend when i have enough money i will buy us a house and we can live together and have pets and Be happy until we die

@escritosvibra but I love my family and two best friends 😭

Jujutsu Kaisen on a 2001 TV

@virtuallyself I'm old af 😭

you’re not sensitive, you’re not young, you’re not even a man.

bed rot why not bath rot

I ate too much cake

@ttoiwi5 can I ship myself 🥺

Can ppl stop shipping girls with their male friends

@yuyuslivestream sorry for all caps 😱

@yuyuslivestream IDENTITY VS ACTIONS THESE ARE BIG QUESTIONS YUYU

maybe its the difference between someone who cosplays and someone who is a cosplayer

@7_nolongerhuman was it an I wub you type scwatchie

she scratched my face today. now i have a face cat scratch mark

@JebCrookshank @ParallaxStella YES KING SLAYYYY

@ParallaxStella Hello all, I'm the guy in the chair. Although unfortunate, I do understand why they had me get up since there was too big a crowd. Thank you to everyone that stopped by and for those that left money, it will be going to charitable organizations for children's mental health.

Saw the best cosplay at Anime Expo today

@moonpetal76 keep singing little bird

i dont care what others think i keep tweeting