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Emily

@livingbreadgurl

Mildly unhinged NY based writer and film & TV post producer. Fan of shredded cheese and horror. Once went rogue with a camel at the state fair.

Katılım Eylül 2020
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I'd give my left tit to go to Blockbuster right now, get some Milk Duds and rent Scream
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The nostalgic feeling of Shia LeBouf being arrested, Britney Spears being arrested and America back at war in the Middle East. It’s like the early 2000s again.
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I hope the next thing women ruin is fascism
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Haunted house but it's just someone reading increasingly more unhinged news headlines from the past year
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It's ok to feel a little hamburger helpless every once in a while
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𝑾𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒃𝒚 𝑫𝒐𝒐 𝒐𝒏 𝒁𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝑰𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒏 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒔 💫
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These can't be the same knees I used to jump out of swings mid-air & land with
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My body is a machine that converts cheese into the will to live
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nobody: me: this song was in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
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Whenever I feel down, I simply remember we exist in the same timeline as Guy Fieri and I smile
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I don't want to be in the loop or out of the loop. I want to be aware of the loop & its contents but free from any loop-related responsibilities
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You know you're ready for the nursing home when you start telling people to play things by ear and take them with a grain of salt
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A weighted blanket isn't enough Bury me six feet deep
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In my villain era but it's just me using the word "no" without further explanation
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me opening Teams every morning
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