Simon Lee

@AAnnalinanna 虽然但是，我无法获取笑点

在馬來西亞的脫口秀現場， 嗆爆一個中國人～ 真的有夠酸， 要學起來～

@Lawrenc09874431 笑死了，原来我们的国家已经强大到可以往一个主权国家的政治活动中派警察了。有时候真不知道你们是在骂还是在夸

为什么那么多中共水军出来否认往韩国派警察，干涉选举？ 这就是我瞧不起中共的地方，敢做不敢认。 美国要干一件事，从不避讳。抓捕马杜鲁，炸死哈梅内伊，全世界都知道。

@natupingguo168 @Viutillys @AnaliseGeopol 哈哈，他都不一定是葡萄牙人，安哥拉、莫桑比克、几内亚比绍、佛得角、圣多美和普林西比、赤道几内亚都讲葡萄牙语

@Viutillys @AnaliseGeopol 葡萄牙🇵🇹这种第三世界小国都出来狗叫了？

🇨🇳🇹🇼 A Guarda Costeira de Taiwan abordou um navio da Guarda Costeira da China, ameaçando abrir fogo caso a embarcação se recusasse a sair da região. A China está realizando uma operação militar para garantir sua soberania nas águas no entorno de Taiwan.

@tymaymaychan 都是你的国家的无聊的人在炒作

中国のことを理解する気もなく、中国人の生活にも関心がないのに、毎年同じ日に同じネタで盛り上がり、安っぽい正義感を消費しているようにしか見えない🤡

@InsideLucysHead The most populous country is India, And I hope you never buy anything made in China, otherwise you're just a two-faced bitch

China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor the women are extra fertile... But because their condoms are "Made in China"

@ManceboSr54210 @OrestesBrasil 是的，根据你的逻辑，美国轰炸了他们，所以他们应该选择美国而不是中国。

@OrestesBrasil China abandonou Irã, Venezuela e Cuba. Pensa num parceiro confiável hein gênio

O Xi Jinping tratou de liberar a compra de carne bovina tão logo os Estados Unidos anunciaram mais uma taxa de 25% contra o Brasil por causa do Pix. O recado é claro: a China, sim, é um verdadeiro parceiro. Os Estados Unidos são um parasita comercial, apenas isso. A prova é que os produtos brasileiros mais essenciais a eles continuam isentos. Há uma década defendo a China aqui. Não precisei de influencer para perceber a posição da China, apenas uma noção de história do mundo. Tá faltando isso para o brasileiro: noção. Caso contrário, Flávio nem seria candidato.

@AllanPatrcio1 @OrestesBrasil Sim, irmão, você é mais esperto que o seu governo, você deveria ser o presidente do Brasil

@OrestesBrasil China é outra superpotência.Ela só nos trata assim porque isso é muito vantajoso para eles.O governo federal está vendendo inúmeras reservas de terras raras a preço de banana. As empresas chinesas realizam trabalho escravo com os baianos,e Lula interfere diretamenteda lista suja

@caijingshujuku 中国都没惹你们新加坡，一直来找什么存在感

新加坡防长在香格里拉国际安全峰会上含沙射影批习近平：内政治理无能，拿国际问题转移视线！

@captain_seo_ 笑死我了，韩国人说这些话真的很好笑，一个600年前才发明自己文字的国家。

China doesn't really have traditional clothing, yet they insist that various historical garments from different dynasties are 'Hanfu,' leading to misunderstandings like this 👇 Amusingly, even Chinese people themselves are confused and fail to recognize so-called Hanfu 🤭

@sam51824016070 韩国果然是最支持邪教的国家🇰🇷

2026年6月2日18时许。🇨🇳中共在🇰🇷韩国济州岛跨国镇压，无视韩国主权，无视韩国法制，光天化日之下公然抢夺、打杂私人财产，袭击法轮功修炼者，强迫法轮功修炼者撤离，真不敢相信这是发生在韩国，中共竟然敢如此嚣张跋扈。 朋友们，转发起来，让全世界看看中共的跨国镇压暴行，看看他们的狰狞面目。

@KangYu8964 @shine_gomiseifu 如果8个政党是小矮人，那你的政党是什么生物？在哪个村子执政参政？我都没提日本台湾呢，你整天挂在嘴边，我看你主页天天都是搞这些玩意，在哪领钱啊？给交社保吗？你这工作做的也不好啊，攻击力约等于0，别哪天接不到活了

@lixzap @shine_gomiseifu 你说的是中国八个参政党全是给共产党小矮人的党派吗？太搞笑了。这个党派你问一下有几个中国人知道？你都说不出名字吧？日本全民医疗全民养老，台湾🇹🇼也是，中国有吗？你有吗？

中国人に聞きたいんだけど、 日本嫌ってるくせに日本に観光来るのなんで？ どんな神経してるの？ 厚かましすぎて、気持ち悪いんだけど

@AKKGJcm 什么叫“中国对台湾的主权”？一眼就是湾湾串子，不知道为什么看了好几个湾湾的发言都是这样，中文语法有很大问题，台湾国语教育真的堪忧。

🇨🇳 Chinese Defense Minister: “If China’s sovereignty over Taiwan is violated, U.S. military bases in Japan and South Korea will become legitimate targets. Beijing will not tolerate any foreign interference.”

@QuanLujun 等一下，等一下，你为什么觉得他们会害怕台湾

中共独裁政权为什么害怕台湾，就是因为害怕台湾有选举！中共最不想看到的就是华人世界也有选举和民主！

@MoQiuyao201314 知道什么是必要不充分条件吗

说台湾不是国家的，基本上都有“大一统思维”。虽然中共官方叙事中，台湾一直都是一个“省”，但现实真是这样吗？根据1933年签署的《蒙特维多国家权利义务公约》，第一条就规定了国家的四大要素，即固定的居民、界定的领土、有效的政府及外交，再看现在的台湾，有哪条不符合？所以台湾本质上就是一个国家。

@MagNornsX @zeddyscurrent 同意

@zeddyscurrent 讲真的。我希望美国永远保持强大，而中国永远处于第二或者第三的位置。

China could easily become the most respected country on earth all it had to do is not behave like America. Trust me.

@satireorcry1 我一直觉得坡县比较亲密的称呼，没有冒犯的意思。如果你们不舒服，我下次不会这么说了

对于中国人称新加坡为“坡县”，新加坡人愤怒了！

@dingyi 因为这些中国新用户还没意识到咱们Twitter就是一个粪坑，还在那彬彬有礼当小红书在玩呢

现在的 Twitter 和当初外国人入驻小红书简直一模一样了。 - 只有中国人主动回复外国人，反过来外国人根本不会屌你 - 回复外国人都很热情好客，对自己人则是破口大骂 - 还有一群中国人注册一个账号假装自己是外国人 怎么感觉自己还活在清朝。。。

@sxzBST 说得好，是谁在日本扔了两枚核弹来着？我记不清了

【痛快】小泉防衛相、アジア安全保障会議を欠席した中国を痛烈に批判 「核兵器と戦略爆撃機を大量に保有する国がそのいずれも持たない日本を『新型軍国主義』と呼んでいる。奇妙だと思いませんか？」 いいぞ、進次郎！よく言った！

@haliluya8911 @corner_nov75169 原来你会用中文，你这个假洋鬼子

@lixzap @corner_nov75169 Okay, then you can post the following sentence: "我保证你们在中国用vpn翻墙上外网是没事的" on your most popular platforms Weibo, Douyin, and XHS, as well as your school's forum. Then paste the link here, and we'll believe you.

Any friends from China here? 😊 Would love to visit China someday. Which city should I go first? 中国朋友推荐一下 🇨🇳✨

@haliluya8911 @corner_nov75169 Who the hell told you using a VPN would get you caught? In China it's just as easy as paying for 5G - every programmer uses it, and all my friends and colleagues do too

You're an idiot. I feel sorry for your parents. Why can people all over the world freely access the internet, but Chinese people have to be locked up? Some despicable people refuse to listen to the Party, refuse to stay obediently at the bottom of the well, and shamelessly risk "illegality" to circumvent the Great Firewall and peek at the outside world. They enjoy the freedom to surf the internet and the freedom of speech, while praising the Great Firewall, and even if they get caught, it's their own fault. I've never seen such a despicable species.