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Me talking about Taylor Frankie Paul to anyone who will listen.

An old man at salsa class made a “6 7” joke with me while we were counting steps and I’m honored to think he thinks I’m young enough to be saying that.

Not getting the 6 7 thing makes me have more empathy for my boomer parents when they were deeply confused about emo kids.

I’m in my show girl era (eating a lot of sourdough).

Ah man, not a bad album but this is definitely not what I was expecting. There are some fun songs but lyrics did not hit like they usually do and the bops are not dance worthy. Taylor really talked this up beforehand so I had high expectations. I’m glad she’s happy now though.

Happy get raptured day to all those who celebrate.

Charlie Kirk’s death really made me realize how many people I follow on social media who I thought were not Trumpy are super MAGA.

TS12 is orange and maybe coming soon?!!!!!!!!! Omg 🧡🧡🧡

@HausofDuzzi @annihilationed Omg

KESHA JUST TOUCHED MINE AND @annihilationed HANDS

The thing about New York is that half the time you’re like wow this is magical, dreams are filled here, and the other half of the time it smells like pee and you’re trying to avoid eye contact with the homeless guy taking a shit on the sidewalk.

Summer fashion right now is slutty grandma chic right now. Knit crop tops with a long Mormon skirt.

Leaving NYC and saw zero rats this trip. Bless up.

My hair stylist told me she was proposing to her bf. Then she told me she didn’t know what to say for her proposal so she’s using Chat GPT to write a proposal speech. I was like GURL, you cannot have an AI proposal!!!!!!

Lololol I just found out Charlie Berens is my neighbor. I’m pretty sure our backyards touch. Wild.

Traveling for work.

@DanRShafer Hi, I immediately screenshoot this and sent my friend Kyle who left Twitter bc it reminded me of him. He said to tell you he misses you.

There's a non-zero chance that the new pope has been to the Lake Forest Oasis.

@winestepmom Honestly I loved the Pope Games and wanted it to last a while for the memes and drama.

Really wanted this conclave to last longer. If they picked a traditionalist, I’m gonna be pissed

I hope he’s a Cubs fan and not Sox.

New pope from Chicago… you’re telling me he’s a FIB??