Amber

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

Planning to go to the zoo at 8:30 pm when I usually slumber at 9pm is wild business

@dai_fluu Love you too!

@lizard_goddess love you 🖤

Dang it’s been two years since my grandma died. It’s weird not having any grandparents anymore.

Made Sean hold down a spot that hurt in my stomach and he went “that’s your hip bone” no it’s my muscle knot that feels like period cramps 🤪

I’m so tired of having sensitive ass skin

big girls in crop tops in the summer ain’t enough…. plz put on the micro mini skirts and string bikinis

Fat women are just too sexy for me to see fat as derogatory idk

My nose ring falling out of my nose while I washed my face in the shower… soapy hands and blind af but I found it 🫶🏻

@mrsbissojr @dai_fluu Give me a time and a location lol but I need to change bc of kid germs

should i impulsively go alone to chicago to see portrayal of guilt tonight hmmm decisions decisions

@dai_fluu @mrsbissojr Are we chilling at Kat’s?? I just got off work but I wanna change first lol

@mrsbissojr @lizard_goddess wyd 2nite babe

@dai_fluu I like canoeing! 🛶 I’m more of a kayaking type of person though bc it’s easier to steer lol

how do i make friends that want to go camping and canoeing and do shit outside

When my bestie asked me if I thought it was historically accurate to have a strap in the mid 1800s. So I had to google the history of dildos. And yes it is.

Reading smut for the first time but it’s a lesbian western and god damn. I love women.

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

My bf is so real for listening to this 4th part of this podcast with me without hearing the other ones bc I have to finish it.

@mrsbissojr I heard something is going around again! I haven’t gotten it yet but a fever/pukey-ness was going around last week.

I love that Barbie even went through the fuck ass straight across bang phase.

kristen stewart wearing chanel fw26 paired with all black converse…she is simply the coolest person ever