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Bill the Lizard

@lizardbill

Software Entomologist

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"If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative." — Arthur C. Clarke
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"The Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything. It can do whatever we know how to order it to perform." — Ada Lovelace
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"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." — Steve Wozniak
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"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." — Benjamin Franklin
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"There has never been an unexpectedly short debugging period in the history of computers." — Steven Levy
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Letters between John Backus and Edsger Dijkstra, 1979 @acidflask/this-guys-arrogance-takes-your-breath-away-5b903624ca5f" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@acidflask/thi…
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"Software being 'Done' is like lawn being 'Mowed.'" — Jim Benson
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"Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet." — Chris Heilmann
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Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming: Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of Common Lisp.
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"Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law." — Douglas Hofstadter
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"Any inaccuracies in this index may be explained by the fact that it has been sorted with the help of a computer." — Donald Knuth
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." — C.A.R. Hoare
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