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lizardman
@lizardmanisback
I've seen the world, I've seen the good and the shitty bits And all I got to say is "Goddamn, y'all are fuckin' idiots" heauxslayer returns
Katılım Temmuz 2018
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This is a website of crackheads dude
Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen
He just found out the gold plated chip on your SIM card is actually real gold 🪙
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Why flour tortillas tho?
Benjamin@Runningbear
Texas is the only state where you can trust Mexican food out of a gas station.
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@spikesguides The US Arsenal *isn't allowed to use foreign shit* to begin with.
Anyways... US doesn't buy china tungsten unless it's welding rods n junk. We get almost all of it from Israel.
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Btw get your tungsten heavy buffers now because after April most tungsten is drying up.
Carl Zha@CarlZha
China banned tungsten export. US military is not gonna be able to restock their arsenal any time soon. Good luck finding replacement!
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Alcohol is significantly worse. It makes people violent and yet its legal. But go ahead and keep virtue signaling about a plant that actually helps people.
unusual ᴅᴏɢᴇ@unusual_doge
@Coinvo Horrible, marijuana is a generational poison
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My brother in law has unfiltered luckies
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@NfthmblStudios I'm on watchlists for countries I can't even pronounce, pump those numbers up sonny 😁
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@lizardmanisback I'm on three watchlists and the Navy has a copy, good luck, have fun.
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i normally don't pay this much attention to a grown man's ass, but here we are, contourin dat scout booty
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@D11SaysNo Imagine what "the troubles" would've looked like with drone warfare... 😬
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@lizardmanisback Looking really tactical with a .50 BMG sized hole in your pelvis
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@TequilaKid900 Sample size: Kyle Carpenter, that black dude that turned out to be a fraud, that dude with the M2....
Only one of em is cringe ngl
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@lizardmanisback All snipers are edgelords unless confirmed otherwise. ALL
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@JustuhLittleTac You're not supposed to be wearing a watch around them to begin with 😂
Did they not show you the OSHA training videos?
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@lizardmanisback So i should just let the machines ruin it?
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@Johnny_Rebb2 "I want to look tacticool"
MBIC I will merk you from the bush while wearing NERF nods.
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