Liz Mangum

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Liz Mangum

@lizardrebel

I am so tired I can't sleep.

not there Katılım Şubat 2009
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Earth
Earth@earthcurated·
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
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Lori@thebutterknife·
One of my old kids just called me. She’s grown now but she was in foster care in the Delta for a lot of her life. Her mom was an addict. She was with me six months. She’s stable and doing well. Finishing school. And she called me. And I’m gonna cry about that some.
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Liz Mangum@lizardrebel·
Holy schmoley I *JUST* started following the game. #FiestaBowl
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Liz Mangum@lizardrebel·
@cindyhydesmith Would you like to cough up the $220 increase to my monthly premium? How about handing me cash to pay the difference in office visits and deductibles?
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Cindy Hyde-Smith
Cindy Hyde-Smith@cindyhydesmith·
Democrats admit the Affordable Care Act is anything but affordable. The responsible Republican plan I supported would lower healthcare costs for American families and provide a window for us to work together to find better ways to provide healthcare insurance. I see that as a better option than wasting another $83 billion to continue a flawed program for another three years. magnoliastatenews.com/hyde-smith-urg…
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Liz Mangum@lizardrebel·
@davidhitt I've been an AARP member for a few years now! You can get discounts 💰
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David Hitt@davidhitt·
There's a new Springsteen documentary, and I got invited to a free screening by the AARP, and that sentence makes me feel old like three times over.
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Liz Mangum@lizardrebel·
@thebutterknife I think I've seen recipes that use Sprite. I wonder if she thought MtDew was "lemon-lime soda."
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Liz Mangum@lizardrebel·
@thebutterknife I get called "Miss Lady," "Momma," and "Lizzie Baby" at work. The one I hate is "Miss Lisa" because I told her dozens of times it's "Liz" and it's written on my tip jar!
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Lori
Lori@thebutterknife·
I went to the gas station and a new young man at the check out said, “have a good day, mama” when I got done. And honestly, I enjoyed it.
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Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
NOW THAT DONNY SHUT DOWN THE GOVT, WE MUST FIRE THESE GOVT EMPLOYEES: TRUMP’S FACE PAINTER, HAIR FLUFFER, SHOE LIFT INSERTER, DIAPER CHANGER, DIETICIAN, LOBOTOMIST, PERSONAL TRAINER, ENGLISH TEACHER, AND THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO TREATS HIS NECK. (SAD)
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Liz Mangum@lizardrebel·
I just heard an EMT determine the level of intoxication with this gem ---> "Is Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "Dog" "Yup, she's bad."
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Liz Mangum@lizardrebel·
@thebutterknife Make him blond and clean-shaven.... That's one of my brother's best friends.
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Liz Mangum@lizardrebel·
@thebutterknife I didn't know that mom not talking anymore was a huge red flag until she was in hospice. She fit the "The Blue Book of Dying" timeline perfectly.
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Lori@thebutterknife·
I just took a full shower, shaved my legs and washed my hair. Did all my skincare. Best birthday present, hands down. I feel like a human again!
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Sebastian™
Sebastian™@Azariel91·
ls she competent enough to receive a license? How can you have unfortunate looks and be unintelligent. Somebody owes her an apology.
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Liz Mangum@lizardrebel·
Anyone want to guess what this is?
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Liz Mangum@lizardrebel·
@thebutterknife Is there another option without hormones? I know it's a long shot.
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Lori@thebutterknife·
@lizardrebel I can’t take hormonal birth control. It gives me bad mood swings.
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Lori@thebutterknife·
I’m pissed because I have to arrange a hip replacement around my period. Like, the indignity.
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