liz astrof

I got to do this awesome podcast and talk about my book with the amazing Zibby Owens. I love talking. Moms Don’t Have Time to Read Books zibbyowens.podbean.com/#.XYjxKQyWJRk.…

The hilarious and talented @lizastrof is with us to talk about challenges she faced as a TV #writer, her #book ‘STAY-AT-WORK MOM’, which highlights a difficult childhood + her own motherhood journey & much more, the incredible conversation arrives on podcast platforms Thursday

@JaredLaurie Thank you! That’s amazing! I hope so too and that we are on in Australia someday!! ♥️

Hoping to find a new home! Also, thank you for the support!! 🙏❣️

@JaredLaurie Thank you!!!! It was so much fun to make - I owe it to the cast.

#savepivoting 🙏

Thank you @devlinWilder!!! We up we can find a new home and you need your inhaler again! I'll send you a bunch!

@Smashie1 @TheTweetOfGod The BEST. A true gift.

I am not particularly religious but I would like to thank @TheTweetOfGod for giving us this video

Worse than putting your underwear on backward... thinking your underwear is on backward.

@TheRealBadSandy I talking about ones from the past even, like the hillside strangler, night stalker... old school and not picky.

I'm not one serial killer's type. Not one.

@TessRafferty Thank you for calling me petit but apparently not petite enough!

@ophelialeong I'm so impressed and in awe. Congratulations!!

I finished my novel today—over 92k. I started writing it six years ago and I’ve worked on it steadily since with a few breaks while raising 4 kids, leaving an abusive marriage, working, and now being a single parent in a pandemic. I am proud of myself and now I know I can do it!

@ChristySMann Is it?! I need to return these sneakers!

apparently now you can't return sneakers with tomato sauce on the laces.

@d_haggar And you would need that second dose before January 20th

Maybe impeachment's like the vaccine and you have to have a second dose for it to work

@Johnnyd23 You might be my favorite impersonator on @TheSternShow. Thank you for the laughs during such a shitty shitty time.

Interested in having a personalized video from Donald Trump for any occasion? Follow my cameo link in bio to book me! #TrumpImpersonations

Yuuuuge thanks to @HowardStern and @rqui for playing my @realDonaldTrump impersonation #viralvideo on the #SternShow. Because of this, Howard, your ratings will go through the roof. Believe me, believe me. #Howard100 #trumpimpersonator #StaypostiveTestNegative

She’s winning.

Anything that says “stain resistant” has not met my daughter.