Lizz Clark

Today one of my high schoolers, who doesn’t have the best home life said, “maybe you’re moving so you can help a kid there like you helped me.” Needless to say I had huge tears swell up in my eyes. Be the light. #matthew5verse16 #mrsclarkchronicles

To @ARizzo44, the heart and soul of the greatest Cubs team of all time. For all you’ve done on the field and for all you do off it. Thank you. #TeamRizzo

My Mom could out-mom your mom at any and all things mom

She has more style than me. 🙌🏼

Is my sleep schedule wrecked by: daylight savings time or my five day old newborn?

@footlocker @itsMaysMemes

Pedicures are BIG dumb. There I said it.

One of my students asked me today: “How long will you be gone after you have your baby? Like a week?” Well. I guess I’m glad he think I’m superwoman. #mrsclarkchronicles

My husband is watching a whole dang 20 minute Facebook video about how gummy vitamins are made. Like okay Matt.

Now bring on the baseball. ⚾️ 🐻 ❤️ 💙

What better what to spend your 4th birthday than at a @YtownPhantoms game!? Section 202, Row H, Seat 4

My husband doesn’t understand that if he moves my fan to be propped up against the wall I won’t be able to sleep. Why you ask? It changes the pitch of the fan. IT MATTERS, OKAY.

One of my students stopped me in the middle of class and looked white as a ghost. Naturally I’m like “Get out if you need to barf. Don’t ask just run with the trash can”. She laughed and said “no, that’s not it... Mrs. Clark, your stomach moved”. Y’all. I’m 31 weeks pregnant.

I mean I’m not a Browns fan but living in Ohio for 6 years really wears on ya. 😂 Way to go Browns! Playoff bound for the first time since I was in like 4th-5th grade!

You decide the best moment of 2020 Fall Championships on the NCCAA Network! W🏐 | @BUPilots with a comeback for the ages to win the DI #NCCAAVolleyball Championship! Retweet TODAY to vote for this moment! Retweets after today do not count. #PilotsComeback | #PlayForHim

My OB said little baby girl is measuring right on track... except for her femur. WHICH IS MEASURING FOUR WEEKS AHEAD. My child gonna be looking like a frog with her long legs. #gotitfromherdad

I hung up mistletoe in our hallway and Addison runs under it at least twice a day and says “Daddy! Daddy!” then gives him kisses. It’s too perfect. However, she says my kisses are better because my cheek is softer. 😘😂

Addison said she would rather have broccoli instead of Chick-fil-A nuggets. WHAT THREE YEAR OLD. Y’all she can’t be mine. Switched at birth I say.

I have been struck by the overwhelming urge to put up our Christmas tree.

Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies are ELITE.