lizz hader

if you haven't already- my 10 minute set from @laughafterdark is up on youtube. if you watch it please leave it a like youtu.be/LrslqjBmpSk?si…

x is awful delete it musk

i just want to call out of work, for the rest of the year.

I was very insecure for years and I still blame tumblr.

@Bakedchael rachael h. is and always has been, a girls girl and I love her for that

couldn't open my jar of sauce for my pasta i hate being a bitchass woman

I love the new Vampire Weekend album and needed to express it.

So I'm unemployed for 30 more days so I'm going to be a little loopy the next few weeks and I hope you all enjoy it.

@Bakedchael I remember when you shouted this in seventh grade science class

@PennyPoison13 HELL YEAH

So the great amazing new!!!! As long as I’m approved I will be competing in the Vegas Philly Cheesesteak competition. And if you know me at all you’d know how much this means to me!

why do cults have so much footage and photos of their cult gatherings

do you ever apply for a job out of boredom then get the job lol

@AbrahamValdez_ all i got was a coupon for free chicken fingers (not gonna lie, they were good)

@lizzhader exactly why the casino scene is wack

thinking about when I did a casino show and a 60 year old man was hosting. after i did my set he gets up there and says "see! women CAN be funny!" unironically

gonna go protest at nickelodeon tomorrow

if you grew up watching Nickelodeon please watch Quiet on Set (on Max)

thank you so so much 💚

if you haven't already- my 10 minute set from @laughafterdark is up on youtube. if you watch it please leave it a like youtu.be/LrslqjBmpSk?si…

i've had a mental breakdown every time i've gone to k-town so this is it i hate k-town

@Bakedchael we're asian, it's our culture to provide food to people at parties

love is blind but the contestants are actually blind