Laura Mayer

If you see me on a grumpy run, mind ya business

Me when I “Remind” someone of their incomplete Venmo request

I’m a strong independent woman and I don’t need no man until it comes to loading luggage into the overhead bin

The good life.. 😅

Over/under the amount of times I check my boarding pass before flying has got to be at least 36

Me, attempting to undo the months of not flossing 5 minutes before my dentist appointment

The beach football scene of Top Gun is actively changing my life as I watch

I’d be so pissed if I was Sarah Cameron and I had to treasure hunt in South America with jean shorts riding up my ass

In the predicament of wanting to eat healthier during the week but having my pasta leftovers from Sunday night 🤔

I love all people made in God’s image I just have to work harder to love those that wear the frog toe shoes to the gym

I wish there were little temperature pods to step into to test outfits when you’re packing for a trip

What’s a ballerina’s favorite day of the year? 2/2

What part of “unsubscribe” don’t you understand

I am so irresponsible with my CVS bucks

My Christmas wish is for @instagram to get their shit together and make posting a multiple photo post maybe a little less terrible

When you all pull up to the 3-way stop at the same time

Just tried to use a makeup remover wipe to get the darkness away, turns out they were just the bags under my eyes

this monkey is serving

Not me complaining that summer is almost over and that I’m pale as I also take a little nap nap all the time after work on a beautiful day

This is so true 😂