lady yert

I love being goofy with my friends

@AngelLopezVera @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 Even worse…

They're called Twinks

Today is the day

Who is Anton and why are we jacking him off

Somebody gave Taylor Swift a bump in a gay club and she went in the studio and told Jack Antonoff she’s ready to make HERstory

Evermore - Garlic and Herb Dip. We can’t help Taylor was thinking about this when she wrote ‘Everybody wants you, Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you’. PS Her and Este definitely got Two for Tuesday for their dinner btw x

We’re here to solve a mystery 🤨

I just said my first cuss word at work. I said wow that’s really shitty to my boss. He said I fucking know….

she was kinda the throat goat ngl

the "devils lettuce" is actually coleslaw, not weed.

sorry to the 30 people i promised i'd hang out with this week, i was having one good day and wasn't myself

mormon mission? you mean gay marriage simulation?

*autistically* wait are you joking

Yep going to salad and go

(looking in the mirror) i am literally begging you to be normal

I keep seeing these very hot guys who then ruin it by pulling out a vape?? if you’re gonna smoke, smoke a cigarette! fuck up your lungs like a man!!

me passing the pen to my friend

I hate the color red