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So twitter has extended its character count from 140 to 280. We no longer have to be a Kevin #TheOffice #280characters

@FabrizioRomano €50 mil and looking for £250,000+ per week! As a United fan, City you can have him. We don’t need another player that thinks they’re bigger than the club, and runs down their contract. you can add him to your 115 charges

🚨 OFFICIAL: Gigio Donnarumma statement. To the special Paris fans, From the first day I arrived, I gave everything – on and off the pitch – to earn my place and defend the goal of Paris Saint-Germain. Unfortunately, someone has decided that I can no longer be part of the group and contribute to the team’s success. I am disappointed and disheartened. I hope to have the opportunity to look the fans at the Parc des Princes in the eyes one more time and say goodbye as it should be done. If that doesn’t happen, I want you to know that your support and affection mean the world to me, and I will never forget it. I will always carry with me the memory of all the emotions, the magical nights, and of you, who made me feel at home. To my teammates – my second family – thank you for every battle, every laugh, every moment we shared. You will always be my brothers. Playing for this club and living in this city has been an immense honour. Thank you, Paris. 💙❤️

That might be the best two free kicks in one game I’ve ever seen! Woooow, take a bow Declan Rice (from a United fan)

I’m 20mins into @OffMenuOfficial with Robert De Niro, and I have to say this is one of the hardest listens too. His PR team should have given him a heads up of what’s gonna happen

Neil the Baby and Gavin and Stacey’s kids being left at the wedding Singing and being bridesmaids ain’t worth a spot on the coach #GavinAndStacey #NoKidsAllowed

Even with an extra player, Azerbaijan are still struggling. 11vs12

If hanah only got the one coin and only got half her message from family/friends, then she would never have been told about segun, and both of their highlights and interviews would have been different, focused too much on that in the final days instead of a celebration #bbuk

Wasn’t the biggest fan of segun (mainly as I thought he wasn’t entertaining) but it does feel like they’ve focused too much on him and made him look like a clown, he had a good friendship with hanah, and ITV have now made it awkward #bbuk

@sweettragich Said “~ gia.” only….

@lloyd1411 Just want Marcello to win

Hoping it’s Ali vs Marcello as the last two, not because I want marcello to finish second, I’d just love to see his reaction when they announce Ali the winner 🤞🏻#BBUK

Can’t wait to slowly see the ‘core’ group go one by one on Friday, while Ali watches them all leave through the door #BBUK

£10k taken away from someone that deserves the final prize fund, only to give it to one of the most boring housemates #bbuk has ever put in the house

Giving housemates too much power has made people like Segun, Thomas and Sarah remain in the house for much longer than they should have #bbuk

This years #bbuk was ruined by Big Brother themselves! Too many “twists” giving the housemates too much power, making groups single out individuals until they’re the only ones left

@allmoshnopit Tweet of the day

Thomas getting to the final week is giving Scott Carson vibes #bbuk

Segun and Thomas literally done nothing the while series, and they get through to the final week. Play safe to get though, but no chance of winning

Switzerland vs Scotland ⚽️ The Swiss: known for their expensive deluxe chocolates 🍫 The Scot’s: known for deep frying them! #EURo2024

Anyone else think #SoccerAid would be move entertaining if ex pros goals counted as one, and celebs goals counted as two?

@Sidemen Watched every night. Skipped the last ten minutes, didn’t care for the winner(s), when it went to the last two

The final is live on Sidemen Main Channel 👀

The ex Pros didn’t even pass the Trophy to Miniminter, what does he have to do to get an assist? Be the face of the event? Oh wait…..

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