squat cobbler

My wife of 12yrs is scamming me

Had two cold showers and 10 ice lollies and I’m still boiling blud

Setting a tampon string on fire then ducking for cover before it explodes

14 year old stepbrother having to ask his mum’s permission to eat a bag of crisps #pitiful

Hi richard

I am a secret

when I was a kid and my mom had to explain why soda was bad for me she never said anything about all the sugar but would always quote some weird experiment where scientists dissolve rats in coca cola for a month

Your heroes are monsters

I love this world we’ve created

So tiktok is wifi

Wearing this on a date and wordlessly adjusting it every few seconds

Make sure everybody’s watching kiss me and then walk away

Mark simpson

ok fine you got me yes i believed the stripper loved me

The girl with the Jackass tattoo

There are too many people

This time it goes from oldest to youngest

Homer Marge Bart Lisa Maggie

Maggie Lisa Bart Marge Homer