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Funny Tweets

@lmaoautocorrect

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Katılım Şubat 2011
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Funny Tweets@lmaoautocorrect·
Don't bother lying to me, I find everything out.
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A relationship is more than finding the right person, its also about BEING the right person.
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Hugs from behind >>>> 😍
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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they aren't giving you everything they've got.
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It's sad when the person who gave you the best memories, ends up a memory.
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To know me, you must be me. To be me, you must have me. To have me, you must love me.
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Be thankful you're still breathing, because someone out there just took their last breath.
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When boys take cute couple pictures with you. ❤💏💑
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Bro, always know what your girl's favorite song is. Because it usually always has a message in it for you.
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I'd give everything just to be your anything.
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I dare you to find someone who loves you more than I do.
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It's crazy how I just met you, yet you mean the world to me.
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If two people are happy together.. you leave them the fuck alone.
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Everyday God thinks about you. Every hour God looks after you. Every minute God cares about you, because every second God loves you.
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Sorry for trusting you, I won't make that mistake again.
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You were there for me when nobody else was.
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Honestly, I could talk to you for hours and never get bored.
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You'll move on when you're ready, when you really know that you can't have everything you want, that life isn't going as you wish.
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I'm a girl. I cry for stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I will never be. But I'm me.
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I'm glad I met you. 😍😍
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