Lindsey Armstrong

Thank you @mileycyrus for spending 209 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5YGY8fe…

Ok whoever is writing this season of earth, you got some explaining to do

Scrolling through Zillow is all fun and games until you actually need housing

I’m sitting at graduation when somebody airdrops me this lmao

When you get a gut feeling to stay home ...... stay home.

If you watch anything today...

@Adam_Freeland13 Can’t copywrite ideas my friend ;)

Strange clouds by B.o.b has been stuck in my head and I feel like I’m in seventh grade, about to get off the bus for school

@kylebeverly33 RIGHT. I woke up and it won’t go away but honestly, it was a bop so no complaints.

Overdraft fees are the most ridiculous thing, it’s like “oh you’re broke? Let’s make you ~in debt~”

Joe Rogan: “Do you think we have to care about the environment?” Candace Owens: (laughs) “not even a little bit.” If this is the future of the conservative movement, there isn’t a future of the conservative movement.

My villain origin story would 1000% be a $16K electricity bill.

Working at Lockheed Martin Space during a Mars landing is awesome because someone on Slack just asked what the “Maximum Yeet Capacity is for the @NASAPersevere aeroshell.” Can anyone confirm the MYC? NASA?

Snapchat should have a replay option for your own snaps

@zoeyveneziaa Congrats fr fr

it’s a big club ..AND U AIN’T IN IT

@johnvwolfe I am this gif

Yeah I’m with the Redditers

Hedge fund CEO: I lost $3 billion, my company, my home, and now my wife Me: Have you considered budgeting?