captain cal

I gotta stop falling for #DarkLiquorSaturday

#milkmay🥛 #drinkup

I wish you could comment on depop

joining the #ScissorGang #FuckRocks

accidentally pulled up to the rock function with my scissors..

@joeflaccoburner that’s awesome

here’s my mini-scale Delaware Stadium I designed in Lego Studio!

⚠️‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️⚠️ Scientists 🧑🏻‍🔬 have discovered the leading cause of Awesome 👀................ it's Burgers 🍔🩷🎉

I was on Ellen back in 2011

@trobo11 omw

Midnight glizzies

@cop330 thin ice, sir.

@lo_calibr Who gives a fuck, man ?

REPORT: I have switched toothpaste brands from Crest 3D White to Arm & Hammer

@cop330 you’re walking on thin ice pal

why would they do that to him

the harsh reality of #DarkLiquorSaturday is it often leads to #PainandSufferingSunday

They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾

It’s #DarkLiquorSaturday who out there getting they dark on?

simple plan tonight

hidden gen found in my dads garage...from '97

Just ordered a beer from the bar and drank it #watdatmean