Chris L

@ProjectLincoln And all liquid household cleaning products.

A virus on the rise with Trump in the White House? Buy stock in Ivermectin.

@prostockhockey Yes. Unless the puck is shaped like an egg. Which it isn’t.

Is it conclusive? 😬

@DailyFaceoff Yes.

Did the puck fully cross the line?? 🎥: Sportsnet

@Shawhelp @shaw Thank you for letting me know.

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Quest Theatre has a special public performance of original show The Understandable Girl Nov 21 and 22 designed for ages kindergarten to Grade 6. calgary.citynews.ca/2025/11/21/cal…

@FlamesNation Jim Kyte

Name a Calgary Flame who also played for the Winnipeg Jets

@hitthepost @cmcalgary Ross Alger in 1980. But you and I were just wee(ish) people. 😉

Has Calgary ever NOT reelected an incumbent mayor ? Not in my lifetime, I’d say. Cc @cmcalgary ?

It is with deep sadness that I extend my heartfelt condolences to the family, friends, and the entire Edmonton community on the passing of Dr. Darren Markland - a beloved physician, dedicated advocate, and outdoor enthusiast. Dr. Darren’s compassion and unwavering commitment to serving our community, along with his courage in speaking out against injustice - especially his advocacy for equitable healthcare - inspired us all. To Edmonton,  Darren was more than a healer,  he was a champion for kindness, justice, community spirit and had a deep appreciation of the nature that surrounds our beautiful city. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family during this difficult time.  #yeg

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.) John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

@curiosityonx Gather up our Humpback Whales!

@SearsStores Manager Greg?

We are hiring a new social media intern. Duties include being a servant to our Manager Greg.

@BHawkCowboy No, it's not. This one is better (even though he's now nuts).

Come on guys this isn’t even a question #Blackhawks

@FlamesNation Jukka Hentunen

Name a random Calgary Flame

@FlamesNation Bread-Man is now Dead-Man to Flames fans.

How do you feel about Andrew Mangiapane signing with the Edmonton Oilers?

Bread-Man is now Dead-Man to us. #Flames

@RyanNPike @thathockeygirly

He's gone. #LetsGoOilers #ByeByeOilers