Lauren Brown

when u have to contemplate whether you'd rather be with a psychopath or an erectile dysfunction specialist #TheBachelorette

listening to sonic youth's 'dirty' double lp on vinyl at 12:30 pm on a monday, setting a real tone

The CDC is now recommending you pet a dog and if you don’t feel better pet the dog again every 5 minutes for forever.

“Ah, yes! To “stop the spread” of illness let’s have people who are feeling ill wait in line for 3 hours in 10 degree weather and not get their results until 10 days later! Brilliant! We are the best city in the world.” - The NYC Government

not Brady listening to some YouTuber sing about “Rudolph getting his covid test at cvs” these gen z kids smh

yes i am getting ramen delivered to me for late lunch on a Wednesday

Tom Wambsgans is my Time Person of The Year #Succession

the Zoloft and Effexor in my body really be fightin for they lives lately

we all would respect TIME more if they gave it to the bing bong coney island man, as he so rightfully deserves

ANOTHER week? arent we done yet

Have julian and I watched an entire season of survivor in a single day? Yes

I am begging y’all please stop it with the “bestie” 24 fucking 7 I am going to throw myself out the window soon if it does not end

my new sherpa jacket that matches Dobby's new sherpa jacket arrives today and i am just ecstatic cuz thats just where im at in life now. should i wear this to my boyfriends family's thanksgiving tomorrow or what

the doja cat album and SOUR deserve all the grammys send tweet

oh my fucking god I got 14 spam calls just today WHATEVER WERE DOING TO STOP THIS CANNOT BE THE ANSWER

being back in the office was fun for like 2 hours and now i am so unbelievably depressed

when dog walker left she noted that "dobby began crying when going back into the crate" so ill be jumping off the top of 1 world trade if anyone needs me

the dog walker sent me a picture of dobs when she checked in and now im crying on the 35 floor at 1WTC

Miss Meredith Marks may as well be head of the FBI now

if i could just take dobby into work at the conde nast building with me......everything would be 1000000000% better.