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Your female dog is too old to be walking around naked when I come over bro. I’m a man she’s a woman it was cute when she was young but come on man
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localidiot
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localidiot
@localidiot90
boneless thighs enthusiast
Lafayette, LA Katılım Eylül 2017
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Black girl who majored in math bc she watched Hidden Figures but she just keeps doing that monologue about the segregated bathrooms every time a professor calls on her and everyone is just like 🙄
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Restraining him for 40 minutes so the tech could do his echocardiograms. Seemed like a treat after his first was 90 minutes but it still sucked every time. He was tired and hungry and how can you blame him?
Through all of it, I refused to feel. But it’s behind us, so now I will
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Driving into town in rush hour every 1-2 weeks for his testing. Fucking up his already fucked up feeding and nap schedule because he couldn’t breathe properly. Fucking up his brothers daily schedule, a confused toddler. Thank God for the grandmas.
Dr. Larold Bolognese@idk_poor
In my head bigly tonight I cannot lie. Baby turns one a week from today when we weren’t sure he’d make it past 12 weeks His first 3-4 months the adrenaline suppressed the appropriate emotions, for good reason, but in retrospect it’s hitting me. I’m so proud and thankful
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@MarveIFacts Niggas will say anything to keep their stuffed animals
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Michael B. Jordan keeps a stuffed black panther in his home as a tribute to Chadwick Boseman and their bond
"It will forever remind me of him and the time we finally had a chance to work together"
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my buddy after he got his VR headset
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse
Me: this THC seltzer ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:
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Pulling my shirt down after I roar and slam my fists through a 2x4
AlphaFox@alphafox
Woman wins blackbelt of the year by destroying balsa wood:
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States got their own main character thing going on we dk about
Chip Keating for Governor@ChipKeatingOK
Oklahoma is at a crossroads. We can go back to the career politicians or we can move forward with bold, conservative leadership. I’m running for governor to build a greater Oklahoma.
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Prep school teacher, 27, filmed sex with student she was tutoring: 'Not my best thinking' trib.al/IURZH0V
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@tradwifetoday There’s titties in it and y’all talmbout hallways
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American women will stick a newborn in a crib across the house, hook up a speaker system, and sprint up and down the hallway several times a night.
The co-sleeping Nordic brain cannot comprehend.
Bella🥰😍@Bella__Bahby
The sweetest memory of motherhood
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Ok my town has actually not a bit literally 1k people where tf do y’all all live? A bunch of malls put together?
CHURRASCO SAUDADE@churrascooooo
my advice to young men become a firefighter in small city of like 50k people and get paid to eat lasagna and bench press
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